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barty is the friend that kisses you to shut you up.

remus: no

sirius: why not? it’s the best idea i’ve ever had. you literally have scooby-doo right in front of you!

james: i think it’s a great idea, actually

peter: you think every one of sirius’s idea is a great idea

remus: besides, you have black fur! isn’t scooby-doo brown?

sirius: i never said he was black

peter: maybe he is! don’t be fucking racist pads

sirius: shut it, wormy. what i mean is—that you could dye my fur brown to make it realistic. aaand, we could win best dressed.

james: we could even paint my dad’s van

sirius: yes! sooo… remus?

remus: *sighs*

sirius: pleasee…?

remus: fine.

peter: i’m daphne!

sirius: literally what?

peter: what? my sister has tons of wigs

james: i’m dressing up as fred

remus: yeah yeah whatever. who else is there?

sirius: shaggy and velma

remus: fine, i’ll play shaggy.

peter: but then we don’t have a velma.

remus: i can’t split myself in half!

peter: i never said you should! i’m just asking a question

sirius: a very valid question, wormy

james: i might have an idea

sirius: nah, lily, mary, and marlene are dressing up as those girls from… what was it, moony?

remus: totally spies

james: yeah, but they’re not the ones who actually came to mind

remus: so, if not them then who?

james: you know what? it’ll be a surprise

sirius: fine, whatever. just make sure they won’t go missing in action

peter: yeah, shaggy needs his girlfriend, right remus?

remus: yeah, how would i live without kissing girls

*they all burst out laughing*

*** october 31, 2000-something

*sirius burts out laughing*

regulus, in a french bob wig: i can’t believe i’m doing this

sirius: i can’t believe you convinced him!

remus and peter: i can

james: well, you agreed!

regulus: of course i would. you said you’d let me ride your—

james: OOOHKAY and we’re going. get in the van people

sirius: ride your what?

james: *starts sweating*

regulus: *rolls his eyes*

sirius: RIDE YOUR WHAT, JAMES?

james: uhmm… my bmw

remus: just transform now pads, we have to cast a spell so your fur turns brown

harry: i hate india

regulus: harry, honey, we dont hate

harry: i hate india!

james: harry, that is rude

harry: i wanna go home

lily: no. it’s important that you celebrate the culture of your ancestors. you are indian.

harry: no i’m not. i’m gay. i’m gay!

regulus: honey, no. you are not gay. you are just confused. oh my god what is wrong with me!

*marlene and dorcas walks by*

regulus: oh please, we have tons of lesbian friends