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behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potter’s dead parents dead friend group

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lily: i have a plan
regulus:
regulus: um hello?
lily: im lily. lily evans
regulus: oh i know. im regulus black....
regulus: is there a reason you're sitting here?
lily: yes, i have a plan
regulus:
regulus: congratulations
lily: and it involves you
regulus:
regulus: okay you're going to have to explain. i dont even know you
lily: potter lent me his jumper the other day
regulus: ?
lily: but he's usually a total toe-rag and i thought i could get revenge
regulus: fair
lily: and that's where you come in
regulus: you want me to hex his jumper---of wait is the jumper a distraction---i'll hex off his arms--
lily: woah calm down.
lily: no, you're gonna give the jumper back to potter for me
regulus:
regulus: your definition of revenge is lame, count me out
lily: in front of sirius
regulus: still lame
lily: and imply that potter gave it to you
regulus:
regulus: oh?
lily: of course, leave the details on how you would have encountered potter; how he could have lent it to you, all that really vague...
regulus:
regulus: so that sirius' gets the wrong idea
lily: exactly
regulus: oh im so in. but wait---wouldnt potter clear it up? call me a liar?
lily: sirius will be too freaked out to care. but if you're worried--
regulus: no. i have it. i'll be vague and unclear enough to imply to potter that you lent it to me, which will freak out potter as well
lily: perfect
regulus: also, let's put itching potions on this
lily: ooh, i have five :)
and that's how lily and regulus met/became friends
Must I have career goals? Can I not simply read fanfiction?
I need him biblically 🗣️
You’re my favorite character “i can ship you with almost anyone.”
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You’re my favorite character “i can only ship you with one person/no person”

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Headcanon that, if James Potter had lived, he would have been such a good father. And not just to his own kids.
Listen, I'm not exactly a fan of the pregnancy trope, but just imagine: 30 year old James Potter, hair stuck up and tied up with rubber bands, matted with sparkly glitter glue in some places, and both hands half covered in nail polish as Harry and Luna attempt to give him a makeover.
Mary and Peter are cackling, Sirius is recording every second with tears pouring down his face, and Remus is smirking as he very discreetly supplies the kids with neon pink nail polish, all while James has the biggest beaming smile on his face.
I simply do not care who you ship him with, but if you don't believe that man would have been the greatest girl dad the world had ever seen, we're gonna need to have some words.
jegulily is actually so powerful
Did You Know You Talk In Your Sleep? 💤
summary: Poly!jeguliliy x Reader: you talk in your sleep which leads to some revelations about your partner's sleeping habits
word count: 700
CW: none, fluff, short
“Did you know you talk in your sleep?” Lily said, head propped in her hand, looking down at you and playing with your hair. You four had just woken up, still in bed before you started your day.
“Huh?” you asked, still tired and eyes heavy.
“You talk,” she said gently, “in your sleep.”
You scrunched your brows, you don’t remember ever talking in your sleep, but how would you? You were sleeping. “Do I really?” you asked.
She smiled, bright and beautiful, her skin glowing in the midmorning light seeping through your sheer bedroom curtains. “Yeah, last night when I came to bed, you were chattering away and when I asked you what you were doing up, you just kept on blabbing, mostly nonsense. I was so confused and scared that you hit your head or something because you weren't making any sense, but then I realized you weren’t fully awake. You turned over and fell right back asleep.” She explained, wrapping your hair around her fingers.
“Our little chatterbox.” James mumbled, finally speaking up, voice still gravelly from sleep.
“I'd take her chattering over your jerking.” Regulus said jokingly, propped up against the headboard.
“Pardon me?” James asked, looking up at the raven haired boy.
“You do tend to kick…” Lily admitted, adding to Regulus’s initial thought.
James paused, he blinked, his brain trying to think back to a time he ever kicked one of you. “I… what?”
“It’s true,” you spoke softly, “sometimes when you're really tired, you jerk your leg and it results in one of us getting kicked.”
James looked guilty, dragging your body close to his, hugging your form into his. “No.” He groaned, his voice sad.
“Baby it doesn't hurt. Just wakes us up a little.” Lily giggles. It was true, if anything it just shocks the three of you.
You and Regulus laughed along with Lily, James still feeling bad. Regulus took this opportunity to recall a memory of his own. “You know,” he said, “Sirius used to tell me that I used to sleep walk when I was little. He said he’d find me in random rooms in the mornings or that I'd crawl into bed with him, fully asleep.”
“Aw,” you cooed, imagining a tiny Regulus padding into his big brother’s room and climbing in bed. “that's so sweet.
“It wasn’t just when you were little, love.” Lily giggled again.
“What?” Regulus looked over at her, confused.
“You've done it here once or twice.” James explained, smiling and finally coming out of his hiding place you call your neck. "Caught you making tea in the kitchen once.”
A tinge of red arose on Regulus’s face. “I thought I'd outgrown that.” This caused you to smile as well, he was so cute when he was sweet and soft like this.
“Do I do anything weird in my sleep?” Lily asked, wanting to join in on the sleep story fun.
“Oh yeah.” James laughed, not elaborating.
“What is it!? It’s not weird or anything right?” Lily panicked, trying to get an answer out of one of you.
“Oh it is weird but we find it endearing.” Regulus smiles, still not answering her.
You were the one to take pity on her, rolling your eyes slightly and explaining her little quirk. “You, very slowly, reach out and touch our faces when you're asleep,” you giggled, seeing her confusion and disbelief, “like a sloth.”
The three of you had talked about her little sleep peculiarity before, finding it cute, like she was reaching out to make sure her loves were still next to her and alright.
“What?” Lily asked, still not believing you, your explanation a bit too strange.
“Yeah, it's like a slow, gentle slap.” James chuckled, making Regulus smirk right along with him.
“Oh,” she said meekly, "I'm sorry.”
“It's fine, baby.” James tutted, rolling onto his back and winking at Lily.
“We usually just catch your wrist and move your hand back. You’ll keep your hands to yourself for the rest of the night” Regulus explained.
She smiled back at her boys, still threading her fingers through your hair, making you feel more relaxed in this lazy morning.
“Well,” she spoke up, moving off the bed and making her way to your closet to start getting dressed. You whined in her absence, hair now feeling neglected. “Good thing you don’t snore, or else I would have to not so gently slap you.” She winked back before disappearing into the closet.
I thought this was so cute and Lily's sleep quirk is mine because for some reason if my mom or partner or a friend is sleeping over in my bed, i just reach out and touch their face like a little creep.