the gruel of the future—today!

alfalfam futueris

i just think society underrates the benefits of the schoolgirl skirt

the wonders of modern lane-assist technology have vriska physically restraining the steering wheel like it’s the 1800s and her horse just bolted

what's the key to finding rhymes that don't make me want to cut my own hand off for being such a lame cornball

TURKMENBASHI OMORASHI VLADIMIR PEE WITH THE URINE NASHI MY STREAMS JET GOATS IN PISS BUZKASHI FOUNTAIN SHEIKS OF THE WET BEKTASHI

okay wonderful post. why is that your username OP

it was revealed to me in a vision.

Thinking about those people who want to fuck Lego Bionicles

okay!

where are the queer groups about this sort of thing? everyone's all talking about oppression and like, quakerism. where are the people who say, buggery is a sound ingredient in the lifestyle of the manor lord, let's all make our fortunes as did the normans of old, and then take up buggery, and manors. just because you arse aussi fort qu'un prince du sang doesn't mean you have to be a unitarian!

Someone will say "as a queer person in the heart of empire, my life is in danger every day" and you'll find out they're a developer for Amazon and live in San Francisco or Seattle or some shit, and then you'll meet a trans girl from Alva, OK who's like "Yeah, things are pretty good. AutoZone moved me to full-time."

Someone in a queer group in my current blue city said that they didn't like expressions of solidarity because it "diluted their oppression".

Suffice to say it takes a certain lack of empathy for your fellow human to design a language where whitespace bugs are a thing.