Find a new world that can set you free,

I like several of these phrases but them being in a nonfiction book took me out

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

HEDGEHOG STEWSDAY

For years this has popped up on my dash every Tuesday and I've always payed it no mind and scrolled past. I finally listened to it today. Were any of you gonna tell me this was a fucking song and a bangin one at that

Ya know what I should kidnap a princess it's been awhile since I've done something fun for myself

Okay so it's been a few months since I kidnapped the princess and uh. No one has come to try to rescue her yet. Like at all. I sent a spy to the kingdom and they just don't care. Like they know she's gone and they're not bothering. She's been crying for a few days straight now. Idk what I'm supposed to do here.

An update on the princess. She kinda broke and was very... hollow for a bit there. It took some time to get her interested in learning magic but she eventually came around to it. I'm trying to goad her into reaping bloody vengeance on the family that abandoned her but she's just been really focused on her studies. Maybe once she's more capable, she is still a beginner after all.

It's been a couple of months and the princess' progess on her magical studies is absolutely *stellar* I swear this kid is a generational prodigy she's already bent a Cambion to her will and is casting higher level necromancy and evocation spells. She's such a good apprentice. Is this what it's like to be a proud dad? I'm buying her a gift. Teenage girls enjoy tomes full of dark rituals and such, yeah?

Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.

periodic reminder to sanders sides artists making 'human' designs to please, please consider the racist implications when you make the "bad creative" "disgusting" "evil" twin's skin color a noticeable shade darker and his hair a grade curlier than that of his "good creative" "heroic" "noble" brother. and then cut it out.

I'm reading the book again and it's written that the water inside Rocky's body is still liquid at 210°C bc of the atmospheric pressure which means that when he went to save Grace in Grace's atmosphere, ROCKY WAS STARTING TO BOIL FROM THE INSIDE. AND THE BOIL WAS TERRIFYINGLY COLD TO HIM.

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

fuck, man, the fog's been trying to contact me all day. I just turned my phone on and it says I've had a bunch of mist calls