i'm the way that they made me!

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay

I want a plugin for Microsoft Teams that shows all the thumbs up as middle fingers.

some bozo with the username laundryguy47 keeps jumping in to all my Halo matches and ruining them. what he does is he turns them into some kinda laundry RP. ok, listen, what i mean is, when he joins the game he gets on mic and tells everyone to go to a certain spot on the map and pretend like its a coin operated laundromat and we're all doing laundry there. and they just do it. everybody stops killing eachother like you're supposed to in the game and they go pretend to do laundry for the whole match. nobody even questions it, they all just do it like thats normal. but that's not normal. its sickening and it cant be allowed to continue

some of the sessions have been kinda fun though i gotta say. there's actually quite a bit more depth to pretend laundry than you might think. lately ive been experimenting with pretending to use fabric softener

generally when it comes to any issue the golden rule is Don't Speak Over Each Other. you can always make your own post. one issue being talked about doesnt necessarily mean that other issues arent acknowledged, yknow?

(so angry im physically nauseous) im So Happy that you have people who love you 😃 (5 seconds of silence, followed by an immediate change of tone) hey did you know they just invented the world's smallest dog. theyre calling her mr. shithead

dogs are paid one billion dollars per second to lie around on the ground and look dead. & they love their job

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel