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i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros

i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass

that's right! you are a challenge to be overcome!! let the weaklings who cannot break you crumble beneath your feet!!!

whenever it sees a post about best practices for kink it gets possessed by some evil spirit that makes it want to copy paste the post and alter it to say the opposite

you should always assume your dom is into brat taming and be as obstinate as possible no matter what

Imagine being a mother in the Pokémon universe and your kid comes home with a gardevoir. Like.... hey now....

little sister who smugs itself up for solving the mystery book targeted at kids four grades below it

little sister who turns the page and realizes it failed to solve the mystery book targeted at kids four grades below it

It's my job to flip the big switch that changes everyone's mood from "curl around eggs protectively" to "breakfast omelette 🤤" every so often. It's a thankless job but someone has to do it.

The problem is that Yankee leftists really do have the “American Exceptionalism” in their subconscious and simply do not consider people overseas as humans

"i'm doing this for my wife and kids" justifications are so so so fucking funny like even ignoring the patriarchal arrogance the naked desperation to have an excuse to commit acts of heinous violence and the implications of the family unit as property to be defended and butchered like livestock it's like. if you want a hole to die in so badly grab a shovel and go outside. why are you digging the fucking trenches in our living room man.

ChatBPD recommends you keep hating that person you practically idolized half an hour ago