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little sister who smugs itself up for solving the mystery book targeted at kids four grades below it

little sister who turns the page and realizes it failed to solve the mystery book targeted at kids four grades below it

It's my job to flip the big switch that changes everyone's mood from "curl around eggs protectively" to "breakfast omelette 🤤" every so often. It's a thankless job but someone has to do it.

The problem is that Yankee leftists really do have the “American Exceptionalism” in their subconscious and simply do not consider people overseas as humans

"i'm doing this for my wife and kids" justifications are so so so fucking funny like even ignoring the patriarchal arrogance the naked desperation to have an excuse to commit acts of heinous violence and the implications of the family unit as property to be defended and butchered like livestock it's like. if you want a hole to die in so badly grab a shovel and go outside. why are you digging the fucking trenches in our living room man.

ChatBPD recommends you keep hating that person you practically idolized half an hour ago

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

I’m sick rn please send warm borth

I’m sick and she’s killing me. She’s suffocating me with laughter. Please send help

This is what she’s doing instead of making food for her sick girlfriend

She made choripan for me 🥰 I may still be running a fever and feel like my bones are in a hydraulic press but it’s hard to stay sad when someone you love cooks chorizo for you