John on John violence

There are too many characters named John, so I am taking it upon myself to make them fight to the death. There can only be one.

Inspired mainly by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 but also all the other people doing character brackets.

Parameters:

Any variation of John is acceptable for this contest (Jon, Johnny, etc). If their middle or last name or whatever is a John variation they're on thin ice but you can plead your case in the propaganda and I'll consider them.

John can be any age, gender, species, whatever

Real life people named John are allowed. I will be more selective of these though because there are just too damn many of them.

One character per entry please! You can submit as many entries as you want though, I don't care.