The duolingo owl, cocking a gun in the distance because i havent practiced french in a few months

Why watch Rent Live though if you could just rewatch Lindsay Ellis’ vid essay about the show/film

the funniest thing looking at critrolestats for cr2 is that caleb has received the most kisses

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

@sailor–sass

I once convinced my younger siblings that I was the real prime minister of Canada and Justin Trudeau was just a stand in because the world just wasn’t ready for a 17 year old prime minister yet. I communicated with the rest of the government solely through carrier pigeons.

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

not gonna risk scrolling past this

i think the context is you drew night at the museum characters naked

i’m fucking begging everyone on this website to learn how to use a search engine because i just saw a post with 700,000 notes that asserted that crying physically drains Unbalanced Emotion Chemicals from your brain. yes this is literally a medieval humorist theory

We should know by now that unbalanced emotions can only be drained by leeches

now this is the kind of rigorous medical science i want to hear

New rule: All memes must now be posted in the form of brain teasers

Your gonna die