my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

they should literally let me program an art house theater and then also run that shit like the alamo except in addition to kicking out people who use phones i also reserve the right to pause the movie at anytime and demand those who laugh to explain what was funny

I’m sensing that it’s gonna be a Rufus wainwright July

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me