I am obscene to you, but to myself, I simply am.

Downton Abbey really is an unparalleled show. It's 90% accents, costumes, jokes about electricity, gorgeous vibes, and then 10% absolutely devastating catastrophe and heartbreak. Then there are also two characters who don't know they're in Downton Abbey, who think they're actually Petyr Baelish and this is Game of Thrones and their literal life depends on their ability to fuck over every single person around them.

mutuals to sit on the balcony on a summer night with

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

not even joking this is one of the worst possible changes that i could've reasonably conceived of to happen to video games.

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

Women stick thin and malnourished on the red carpet, and people are saying you can't point out that these women are dying because that's body shaming. Girl.