some folks like water

aaaaand after much research and deliberation, we’ve determined that the final frontier of women’s rights is… *opens envelope* personal aesthetics, again

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked the alethiometer and it said ☼☼☼, 🍎 🍎, 𝚨𝛀 𝚨𝛀, 🕯🕯🕯, ⚗️⚗️⚗️, 🐜, 🍎, 𓆈𓆈

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear