When I say I hate men, that does not include Remus John Lupin.

Evan and Barty did climb the Empire State building and Barty did propose on top of it.

Thinking about little Remus the first time werewolves are mentioned in defence against the dark arts. His shoulders are too small to fit his robes and his hands shake and his feet can’t even touch the ground as he writes about all the ways he’s a monster.

i just know there's no universe in which im normal about wolfstar

“Swirled you into all of my poems” but it’s tcoptp Remus when writing love poems for everyone but they were all about Sirius

wolfstar but it's just sirius obsessing about how cute his nerdy boyfriend looks in grandpa glasses

PHOEBE BRIDGERS LOST WEEKEND

I love soft wolfstar I love angsty wolfstar I love smutty wolfstar I love dark wolfstar I love disturbing wolfstar I love fluffy wolfstar I love tragic wolfstar. I love wolfstar.

every july remus and sirius disappear for a week to that rickety old cabin by the lake with no real plans except to be useless and in love. they eat berries straight off the bushes, juice staining their fingers and mouths, sirius always popping the ripest ones between remus’ lips. they cannonball into the water until their skin is pruned and their lungs burn, swimming for hours, splashing and dunking each other before drifting close, all wet hair and slick skin. when they’re all dripping and sun-drunk, sirius climbs on top of remus right there on the wooden planks, and they kiss for hours, tasting like berries and lake water and summer heat. remus keeps whispering “you get sunburned so easily” against sirius’ mouth but neither of them moves to put on more sunscreen for at least another hour. later they lie on threadbare towels sunbathing, remus with his book forgotten on his chest as sirius traces lazy patterns over his scars. at night they catch fireflies, laughing and mocking the way their soda cans crack open, then lie tangled in sleeping bags outside the tent, sticky with sweat and lake water, trading sticky-sweet kisses under a sky full of stars

Hot take?: Tomny Armstrong and all the OC in tcoptp deserve the same hype as Grant chapman

Mary is the type to laugh before shes done saying her joke, it takes her five minutes to get to the punchline because shes wheezing

everyone forgets that the valkyries are the angry feminists. they are in debate club, they will give the meanest death glare to any guy who makes a mean joke about women, and they are the girls who take the people who are too hammered back down to their dorms during parties. thank you for coming to my ted talk <33

stop posting about your badly behaved dog i mean husband online if you’re going to get upset with the people telling you he’s a bite risk. “look at what my husband packed me for my lunch” and it’s the most insulting low effort assortment of snacks you’ve ever seen accompanied with a note that says “i see you as subhuman”. “ugh guys stop telling me my husband doesn’t respect me you’re not the ones in the relationship you don’t know what he’s really like” yes i do and i think you should have him put down.

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

Sybill to Pandora literally every time they see each other

what people don’t understand about how adhd is disabling is that it’s not just getting temporarily distracted from, like, school work or hobbies. it’s getting distracted/being unable to motivate yourself to go to the doctor, eat regularly, do hygiene tasks, etc. it’s not knowing when or how long it will take you to do something, ANYTHING, and in many cases that thing is taking a shower or keeping your house from turning into a biohazard. it’s about being fundamentally incapable of controlling your attention and focus on anything, even and especially things you need to do to survive.

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.