after-after-dinner mints

okay i’m going to scream now everyone block your ears

mum was telling me about a regency romance novel she just finished reading and we were like casually discussing the lack of autonomy women had back then and mum just throws out “they were kept in the dark. like mushrooms.” so true queen. just like mushrooms.

paige matthews voice I am so put upon really i am

which Sprouse sprout i mean twin was the one who had the tumblr account that he said was a social experiment? i forget. surely not jughead it had to have been the cuter one.

the thing that sits on my chest and sucks out all my energy overnight so that i never wake up feeling rested has started inviting its friend over to chew on the ends of my hair.