after-after-dinner mints

i love my beautiful FRIENDS and i’m responsible and therefore not day drunk applause applause i’m the model of self restraint

everyone’s married or engaged or having a baby or just gave birth and i am the last single childless person on the planet. it’s trew it’s trew i’m the only one left ☺️

bestie’s birthday celebration pub crawl today and i can barely walkkkkkk. idk one of my knees is giving out more than it usually does and i really don’t want to use my cane because the last time i used it at a social event a miserable old cunt was insensitive and miserable and old and cunty about it and i’m proactively self conscious about being the only one in a mask too but if i don’t wear one i WILL get sick it’s not a matter of “might” i WILL. i’m going to have to go home very early and i just feel stupendously guilty for not having the ability to be a better friend and spend the whole day with her. wah wah wah

and you know what else i’m sick of being the only person in my life whose fingertips can bend backwards

wish me luck im trying to make art for the first time in maybe a year or more i can't even remember. it is so difficult being creative and talentless. annoying too.

i am so unbelievably bored can james charles please get arrested