after-after-dinner mints

i love my redbacks they’re the best pair of shoes i’ve ever owned. cost me like 15 bucks at the footscray savers in 2019 and i’d wear them everywhere if i could

little miss temperature irregulation is sweating and freezing and red in the face and shivering all at once. (does a beautiful twirl so fast and perfect that it drills me down into the centre of the earth and i disappear but you never stop looking for me).

is it bad that i don’t care what people say about blake lively in her defence. no i don’t think so. i don’t think the woman who got married on a plantation deserves happiness i think her career should implode and kill her husband’s opportunities as well. i think she is a very evil person. plantation wedding. i wish Leighton meester had pushed her into oncoming New York City traffic during gossip girl.

pissed off beyond measure and i don’t have a man tied to a radiator in my basement to take it out on. i dont even have a basement. i don’t even have a radiator.

i need a video game. i;m holding out for a video game that i actually want to play. and it has to be good and it has to have women and it has to cost less than thirty australian dollars. okay now fade to black