doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

hey its me your normal coworker. ignore the spiral-pattern fujoshi glasses.

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*