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top 5 reasons you CANT explain why the grinch isnt real

i had a dream that you turned into the jfk assassination

oh man that toby fox guy is fresh as fuck. i havent played his games but he got that goat milf so i know his spirit is of a pure sort

ok so hear me out. i bought like 500$ worth of belle delphine bathwater in 2019 and i think we can build a business on scalping it

all dogs go to heaven but youre like some kind of mutt so i dont know where that lands you like. karmically

yo get off your ass i need you to come up front and call a customer the f slur for me i cant reclaim it

fent dealer leaked my roblox username in the gc

hey can you tell me what the fuck kusoge means and why a girl would say that about my cock

if the customers dont want to be called slurs maybe they should have a soul visible to the trained eye

we need to stay out of work for a few days the boss said he would turn us into a twisted hybrid to maximize our efficiency

i dont owe you a fucking explanation for anything, let alone why i have a covfefe tattoo

noticed you started wearing a collar to work. thats cool sis. i think its fine as long as you only get the dog surgery once youre 18

WHY DID YOU PUT SOME MOTHERFUCKER NAMED RICKY DICKSTER ON MY PHONE CONTACTS

the value of yen is rising due to the rapid influx of fresh shrimp

pokemon go fuck yourself dude

lets both take our half hour break right as the lunch rush starts and assign types of bug to each customer through the security cameras

TURN ON THE NEWS ANY CHANNEL YUJIRO HANMA HIT THE TOWERS