fresh

dude if i dont pull this haru SSR in the next 50 dollars worth of gems the united states government is going to become aware of my presence real fuckin quick

do you think our boss will get the message if i start mailing him pictures of breloom

once knew this guy named james who smoked so much that when he died we just put him in a meat grinder and now we mix the ground jimmy into kief and resin and shit whenever we roll our joints

started using a label maker to put a hidden message that says "go to hell fuck die" on every product we sell

hey its me the evil clone of your coworker. im gonna start a lubricated suck and fuck montage of every single customer that comes in instead of shooting them with a gun like your "Real" coworker wants to

get fresh or get fucked

tried installing one of those high frequency rat deterrents adjusted for humans but i think i miscalculated the Levels because i just gave nine customers a hands free orgasm and now i need you to come in to help me mop up

ive been charging my meter for the last 5 hours and the next customer that even TRIES to talk to me is going to get a taste of my Ultra

so help me god i will send you to the gnomes and sell the trinkets they make out of your bones

i think when you die theres a room with awesome hats

preparing a festive yule log and i set it alight in my fireplace and it starts screaming and now everyone is telling me i killed tung tung tung sahur

got a virus that makes every button on this godforsaken website a hyperlink to Hatsune Miku Triple Baka (HQ)

god will keep killing mutts like you until the totality of dharma is realigned

CUMFUCK MY GODDAMN PIPES DUDE THE MARKET IS DOWN 5% FOR MOTOROLA STOCKS

do you believe in reagonomics or have you experienced ego death

im waiting for the day a customer pisses me off enough that i can lob my breakroom cumsock at them