BABY I WAS BORN AN EFFIGY

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

"oh, if you make out with friends, you could ruin the friendship" so who am i supposed to kiss? my enemies? get a grip

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

Joy and whimsy detected! This fox party is joyful and whimsical!