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any time i think about Rudy I have this vision so i decided to give it form

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sweetbot

i’ve hardly seen any art of asgore being smooched and i needed to remedy that because i want to give asgore 1000 kisses

m1s0-s0ups

Bi-bibi-bah!

jarfieid

I was watching someone else play the new rhythm heaven game and I became so entranced with this little thing that I had to make it into a gif

#i love this little freak

tahthetrickster

my son molag bal who i hate

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universeleads

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

universeleads

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

overwhelmedfernfrond

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

venort

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

tidalpooles

One goat open sleigh

small-sketch

This is so late because Timothy was too busy modeling for his merch to keep me on schedule, but I still wanted to wish Date Everything a HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! 🩷🎉💛

This game is such a whimsical delight with so much love and talent put into it that I just had to pay it tribute! This is the game that got me into gaming after years of not playing anything, so it really holds a special place in my heart.

tobydontknowsh-t

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

everything-you-feel-is-real

No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part

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burgerdotcom

reblogs were off

paperandpencilsandskips

I like it when stuff is nuanced

paperandpencilsandskips

Like it depends lol

v-for-fili

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

frightfullytreeish

8d2t

apprentice uniform for brushbuddy too so they dont feel left out

totallynotgayforyou

People are always like "Don't go to Orc city!! It's dangerous!!" Well I'm here now and everyones so nice, I just got invited to Club Orcs by a very handsome Orc.

totallynotgayforyou

Hmm I may have misunderstood some things, I have been given a club to hit some orcs in the Orc Pit.

orcboxer

GET SWINGIN BOY

totallynotgayforyou

Its honestly really cathartic to smash a big club against a bunch of Orcs, I wasn't sure at first cause I didn't want to hurt them but they just cheer and get back up again.

orcboxer

we love that shit that's why we do it I'm so happy to share our culture with yoy

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aflo

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

truestoriesaboutme

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

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The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

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