The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!

I can’t do Hollanov divorce bc I genuinely believe that neither Shane Or Ilya would let the divorce happen. Some truly diabolical things would occur if divorce was ever on the table, the way they would both lose all sense of correct behavior in the face of separation. Trust.

feeling emotionally vulnerable so ill be walking around with a sword for the rest of the day

Hey everyone, looks like the “cat summoned for jury duty” was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.

Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening

Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

that picture of jude bellingham reminded me of that idea i had in relation to someone’s hc that shane would be friends with soooo many athletes because i imagined a scenario in which it is like late morning and shane is in the kitchen facetiming jude bellingham for like a pre-game pep talk or whatever and suddenly ilya walks in and sees the telephone screen and his entire face goes white and is like you left our marital bed for this??? and shane is like chill babe we’re good friends im just wishing him good luck before the game hey jude say hi to my husband ilya and ilya is huffing and puffing and NEVER stops being a petty bitch about it oh your friend jude?? did he win his game?? how is your deal pal jude???

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[ID: A photo of a red inflatable modeled after a balloon animal dog in someone's home. The inflatable is so large its ears appear to nearly reach the ceiling of the room it's in. /End ID.]

if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it being the last line of the brokeback mountain novella is so crazy it makes me feel like my guts are falling out. if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it. jesus fucking christ

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

Of course they don’t like Milly Alcock’s Supergirl. She’s a grown ass woman with zero love interests who spends the movie saving her dog, casually dismantling a sex trafficking ring while she’s at it, and preaching the importance of being good, not nice or smiley or cheerful but good. I for one adored the movie and I really hope I’ll get to see more of Alcock’s Supergirl she’s now my favorite iteration of her and I love her so dearly.

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EVERYONE GO WATCH SUPERGIRL, IT'S AMAZING, IT HAS THE COMICS' VIBE AND IT'S A WAY BETTER SUPERHERO MOVIE THAN THE LAST 20 PRODUCED IN THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS