Jungkoorita⁷ 🦋

Why is he so intense

Why is he so fucking gay

"i'm sorry to let you know that you're under arrest for stealing my heart"

"Are you from france because i fell for you"

"I must be in a museum, because you're truly a work of art"

"If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put you and I together"

ghi_jk_lm (jk love's min) whatever, let me be delusional

"Besides taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?"

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber"

jikook are lucky i didn't add clips relating to the *kiss kiss*

this was my face the entire time while putting this together btw

jungkook and Jimin would never survive my incessant bullying of them. Right when they think they can act cool, I'd text them pictures that would make them shake in their boots

maybe, if they hadn't made me feel like I was walking in on them when I was already in the room, I wouldn't be making them fear me 

(i love this meme btw. i loved introducing it in these spaces)

this is satire

don't come to my page to ask me about jk's "matching" tattoos that he's dating someone, bcs I will burst that bubble real fucking quick

Because I can say Jungkook is dating Yugyeom if we're going by that basis considering they actually do have matching tattoos

Hell I can even say that he's in a 3 way with Yugyeom and Mark from GOT7 since they all have similar tattoos that they got at the same place

and let's deepen it

BTS poly bcs of their matching 7

damn a bitch can't have any friends? a bitch can't like something that another person likes? a bitch can't get matching tats with their besties?

OH I GET IT

IT ONLY MATTERS BECAUSE IT'S A WOMAN, RIGHT????

jungkook isn't fucking stupid, y'all really think that if he's dating a woman, he's going to get matching tats with a girl, knowing how fans can be?

all y'all do is bring hate to that girl; I kinda feel sorry for her and how badly her fans want that bangtan validation.

weren't there trending tags when AYS was announced about how he was doing fan service with jimin? and I said, damn, instead of harassing Jk online, why don't her fans give her some good advice and tell her to break up with him if y'all genuinely believe they're dating

dafuq

you hate your girlie-pop so much you want them to remain in an alleged shitty relationship

thats so embarrassing

can't be me tho, thank god

I feel like AYS is really making y'all act the fuck up. what's so scary about two men going on trips together and acting hella cute with one another?

hhhm?

SPEAK INTO THE MIC, I CAN'T HEAR YOU 🎤

ESPECIALLY WHEN FUCKASSPANOCHA is your fucking source

listen to me when I say this. your brain is more than an accessory, you should try fucking using it

I've been holding on to this shit for so long, bcs shippers are lame af and don't understand the concept of BTS being their own individuals and having friends. y'all are so blinded by your ship that you can't think straight, some of y'all can't even think gay. ffs

And the chances of me waking up and wondering how to use my free will, with the choice being to cause chaos, are low but never zero.

'You are me, i am you' deconstructed

Jungkook’s heart belongs to Jimin

And jimins heart belong to Jungkook

Just clarifying that if it wasn’t clear

I said that this was incredibly important to me

And here we are

And the thing is

The thing is

YOU would be delusional too

Once is a coincidence, 20 times it’s suspicious, and anything after 30 times, then you gotta question your manifesting powers

And yet, I can’t get the songs I want/attend the shows?

Gworl, universe, whatever

But also, thank you Jungkook. I hope you enjoyed the fireworks next to your husband 🥹. I’m gonna need Jimin to drop his vid