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daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

im calling for an immediate moratorium on men until we can figure out what’s going on.

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

sorry about all the mean things i said when i was right

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

this is going to be a controversial one but I think the optimal number of cats for facilitating making the bed is not, in fact, "every cat in the house" but perhaps even ... zero

dangerous misinformation

dude why did you just walk up to me and quicksave

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??