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every now and then, there are orcs

if you see this post you are legally obligated to imagine an modern orc staring at their computer screen half scrolling tumblr and half watching hell's kitchen after drinking a bottle of wine

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weaselle

listen. There's a whole mentality shift that needs to happen culture wide here, from the schools to the public infrastructure to pet ownership to the justice system

The proper response to your dog doing a natural behavior you dislike (digging/barking/protecting etc) it to give them an appropriate time and place to engage in that behavior

The proper response to skateboarders damaging infrastructure is to build more and better skate parks, or build skate elements into the public infrastructure on purpose.

The proper response to homeless people sleeping on park benches is to build them houses.

you see how there's like, a commonality at play here?

The proper response to a disruption is to address the root of the disruption directly, not somehow attack the disruption itself -

you don't invent a muffler by swinging a bat at the engine noise, you don't relieve your hunger by punching yourself in the stomach, you don't resolve public unrest by sending armed men to control them and you don't prevent homeless people using bus shelters as a roof by removing the bus shelters.

a whole ass shift in a basic mindset, i'm tellin' you. We need it.

lilaccatholic

I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—

We did it. We finally saved her.

reinanova

terror-billie

starlightshadowsworld

Bawling my eyes out brb

seven-oh-four

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

seven-oh-four

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

keiachi-chan

There's a Pukicho post like this I need to find it

Edit: found it

seven-oh-four

maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)

omorinintendoswitchedition

(i shoot you while youre looking around)

seven-oh-four

and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD

longshrimp

Omg you missed part of the post

seven-oh-four

did i? 😏

longshrimp

(frantically looks around)

seven-oh-four

(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)

technofeudalism

merely-another-fool

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shiverandqueeef

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

meneatyoghurt

We have similar problems.

Here's a UK version:

(it gets more complicated than this but this is the basics that most people need...also there's an age disparity in that some older people will only use imperial and some younger people have never used things like stones and pounds)

tikkunolamorgtfo

As a dual citizen of both the USA and the UK, I seem to have now reached a stage where I'm just mixing and matching measurement systems based on whatever happens to pop into my brain first. I'm drinking from a 500ml bottle of water right now. That's 1/4th of the 64oz of water I should ideally drink per day. I'll need to set my oven to 190°C later when I make dinner. It's 79°F outside today. This is fine, I guess.

spookshollow

cowboypsyop

rosieandthemoon

Hever Castle Gardens (via)

shinraalpha

i bought the new Lego Tower of Babel set but the instructions stop making sense about halfway through the little booklet thingy.

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aninals

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures.... its just In There

aninals

hey. So skeletons may have autocorrected to skateboard,

rosettyller

Behind the scenes of PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

captain-price-returns

This appears to be the president’s "proof" that vandals are sabotaging the Reflecting Pool.

smute

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

smute

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

alpheiamoth

Dont be sad guys neil is banging out the tunes in rat heaven just for you

bthecasualdoofus

NEILS DEAD?!?

alpheiamoth

Rats…. Only live three years…

bthecasualdoofus

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parkchanwoohoo

cicada667

this fanfic shit easy

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