There were hot people in the '90s; they ate bread

I enjoy that Paul Ready has made his brand Pathetic Man

Please can we retire "the room exploded"

Hm, shall I watch the Heartstopper film? I never finished the series because I found it a bit twee (it's very sweet, but as Catherine Bohart said, it's like reading a teenager's diary) but I think maybe the film could be slightly more grown-up?

I watched I, Jack Wright (meh to be honest) and the detective's quirky personal trait was that he was a single dad. Better than alcoholism, I guess.

Forever weird what happens to (many) men between the ages of like 17/18 and their early 20s. One minute, still boys, next minute actual men.

I hope I like Ilya's tattoo

The "dog hotel" thing is baffling to me because, assuming Ilya can't ask Yuna and David to look after his dog (which is fair, he might feel like it's overstepping or they might not have the time/capacity/desire), he would surely have a dogsitter/dog nanny/dogminder/dog butler/dog concierge/dog valet.