Ahoy me boy

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

I love how Tumblr has a rogues gallery. We've got the White Pharaoh, Spiders Georg, Cousin Throckmorton; who else?

Strong as Fuck Ice Mummy

So much time has passed that we have forgotten that one guy and his three weed-smoking girlfriends

The way John just loves to say Arthurs name in a horrified manner all the time is so incredibly funny. Like come on you just wanna hear him gasp you queer.

I swear listening to this feels like porn I cant with them

sceleritas fel: fear not, my most vile and gloriously wicked master! truly, your humble butler is delighted for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend, i am so serious

by the time u’ve finished reading this sentence twenty seven innocent words will have been absorbed, suffocated, and killed by the warm embrace of ur Understanding

haha dude that was an excellent knight kink post. you know you don't have to be useful to be worthy of love, right?