Ahoy me boy

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

I love how Tumblr has a rogues gallery. We've got the White Pharaoh, Spiders Georg, Cousin Throckmorton; who else?

Strong as Fuck Ice Mummy

So much time has passed that we have forgotten that one guy and his three weed-smoking girlfriends

The way John just loves to say Arthurs name in a horrified manner all the time is so incredibly funny. Like come on you just wanna hear him gasp you queer.

I swear listening to this feels like porn I cant with them

sceleritas fel: fear not, my most vile and gloriously wicked master! truly, your humble butler is delighted for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend, i am so serious