As an adult you dont remember how badly scraped knees hurt. Never yell at a child over crying because of it. I scraped mine 8 hours ago and i still could cry RIGHT NOW

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

come back to me most perfect of comics

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

had a dream that i brought a used paper towel roll back to the store to pay for it again because it was so useful. cashier was like "most people don't do this. you're a good person" true

I'll be making sure we still have engineers and machinists haha

i’m completely normal and sane

Oh... Gonna unfollow you now.

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

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