lungs filled with stardust

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

Theirs a horse in the pingles

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend

they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program

All right, hold on – is there anyone in this room who wasn't grown in a tube by a shadowy quasi-governmental conspiracy as a living weapon? Anyone at all?

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

do you ever wonder if your choice of blorbo is random baby chick imprinting, or in fact a deep physiological profile that reveals all the things you need therapy for

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them

i'm no david lynch but I know peak when I see it, twin