lungs filled with stardust

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist

"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye

Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit

Computer programmers are perpetually famished

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

Friends with benefits. And those benefits? Long insightful conversations about The Characters™️

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

Poob has it for you.

oh my god a poobling

as my final act of love, I will swallow every "please stay" and turn it into silence so you don't feel trapped by my ache

sorry i can't make it. i have to watch my show that aired twenty years ago

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

Reblogging your old posts creates what is know as a "leitmotif"

make that trio polyamorous