Mindless Wonder

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

(Carbona brand specialty stain removers are very good for their specialties, fwiw, but for like 90% of stains a bottle of blue Dawn and a piece of chalk will do everything you need. Carbona has specialized ones for particular very difficult stains including wine, ink, and oil – the oil one is helpful when the chalk can’t work far enough into the weave of the fabric.)

Do not use vinegar if you’re also using bleach though. You could create chlorine gas which is very dangerous if you breathe it.

FUgkin..... hit em with ur paws......

that unfortunate accident known as "being born there"

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make ur personal dashcon for all I care. as many snacks and as much nudity n weed as you want for whichever scenario lol. go nuts show nuts yknow? or whatever we used to say

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

what a terrible time for me to remember that my roommate has a tumblr account and could theoretically find this post. *********** if you see this im sorry but it was funny and needed to be shared

to accept the things I can't

The fun answer is YES. Necromancy extends beyond what science deems technically possible into a realm of delightful bullshit. The fossils want to be bones, so for the purposes of our ritual they ARE. The participants & observers of the ritual expect the bones to reanimate into a dinosaur so they DO.

[Image ID: a photo of a glass display in a bakery, in which five large and exquisitely crafted crocodile-shaped loaves of bread are stacked up. End ID]

Anyway. Culture good, want more.

painting. "A Disagreement of Silver" 2023

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