jeepers, gang!

I just purchssed the rights to the deltarune musical for 850,000$

Thank you sensitive pervert. This will save Tenna’s odds of winning the sexyman poll

Dont know who/what that is, this was purely a business decision to extract money from children

If your system doesn't account for the fact that Parents Are Going To Be Abusive/Neglectful/Insufficient then it objectively sucks I'm sorry I don't make the rules

Monitored bank accounts for those under 18. Requiring parental consent for medical procedures. Parental controls on personal devices. "We won't teach this at school because parents are supposed to address it at home." Anything that puts all of the child's power onto the parents' hand, anything that assumes parents are going to inherently do enough of a good job no one else needs to interfer, every single one of these IS going to be used by controlling, neglectful or unprepared parents and already are, and if the system did not account for that very real, tangible, dangerous tendency, then it's not worth fucking anything. You shouldn't make things "for the youth"/with children in mind if you are going to overlook this painfully common aspect of their lives u_u

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

“kill mulder and you risk turning one man’s quest into a crusade” i kind of love that the syndicate rightly suggested that if mulder was taken out scully will activate like a sleeper cell and slaughter like a billion people while raising the public to arms against conspiracy meanwhile if they take out scully mulder will simply also die

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

tumbblr should add a function where during your birthday every single instance of your pfp should have a party hat on top of it

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn