jeepers, gang!

youre making mommy want to smoke

whenever there is discourse about carrie white being fat, i remember the passage of the book where stephen king clarifies she is fat but not THAT fat

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

OP, what planet are you from on which it's not MORTIFYING to walk around with visible hickies? Of course that's unprofessional; you're a grown ass man. Grow up!!

I’m an adult woman who likes to do adult things with other adult women. sex is a part of life. grow up.

Your behaviors and opinions are absolutely those of a male. And sex is a part of life that should be kept PRIVATE from the rest of the world, especially in a professional setting where absolutely no one has consented to witnessing your sex life.

women love to eat my pussy

i think it's really funny how twerfs got super mad at this post

i need to take care of you in a way that threatens your autonomy and makes you question if you can ever function without me again.

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning

[trying to instigate a fight between dollgirls so I can rob the place] that one said your joints are squeaky as fuck

the bread is stale and the circus is boring let’s wrap it up