jeepers, gang!

religious scholars agree that god destroying the tower of babel was the first recorded instance of someone “doing a 9/11”

you can tell who on your tl is following soccer rn because they're posting like their life is over

everyone who is an excellent writer thinks they suck and will never get published. everyone whose writing sucks ass is actually getting published and displayed in barnes and noble

probably my most pretentious take is that a lot more people need to start getting offended when presented with entertainment that's the equivalent of jingling keys in front of a baby

for the love of god learn how to tell when the creator is not making this because they're your friend or because they understand you, but because the creator actually thinks you're quite stupid

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

technicolour is like a dead wife to me

Do not let gamers near nonbinary characters

I stopped being special for 2 seconds today and the pain? Unimaginable.

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

Also, if you’re even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when you’re old you have to start when you’re younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and it’s never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.