jeepers, gang!

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

I FUCKING LOVE CATS OUTSIDE AOUGH HHHHAOUGHHHHHH GRRROOOAAARGGY GGRGRGGHHHRHGGHAHAOAOAOOGHHH GIVE THEM GIVE THEM TO *ME*

the character everyone gets wrong

a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?

worst discord server and why

which ship fans are the most annoying?

what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

worst part of canon

worst part of fanon

number of fandom-related words you've filtered

the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

worst blorboficiation

that one thing you see in fics all the time

that one thing you see in fanart all the time

you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

there should be more of this type of fic/art

it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...

you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

part of canon you found tedious or boring

part of canon you think is overhyped

your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

ship you've unwillingly come around to

topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

that's a whole lot of conclusions to draw from a satire post that was specifically pushing back on the idea that sex, as a storytelling device, is inherently gratuitous, dirty, lazy, or artistically suspect. i don't think women and women's bodies arent disproportionately objectified in media. i don't think every sex scene is well-executed. i don't think criticism of the male gaze is invalid whatsoever. i have plenty to say about all of that.