jeepers, gang!

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

“kill mulder and you risk turning one man’s quest into a crusade” i kind of love that the syndicate rightly suggested that if mulder was taken out scully will activate like a sleeper cell and slaughter like a billion people while raising the public to arms against conspiracy meanwhile if they take out scully mulder will simply also die

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

tumbblr should add a function where during your birthday every single instance of your pfp should have a party hat on top of it

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

you are required to be and act anti-racist

thinking and hoping you're not racist isn't enough. i am talking specifically and especially to white trans people whose political ideology and differing axis of oppression makes them feel immune to racially motivated missteps and behaviors