ALL MY GOONS SWALLOW CUM

I live my life thinking the perfect conversation doesn’t exist and then tumblr drops this in my lap.

ppl trying to make some of these ships all cute n domestic dont seem to understand these characters are insane. they would have sex by standing on opposite sides of the room fully clothed playing mind games

they may as well have gotten naked and fucked wet right there

sometimes I see things that are so absurdly horny that it circles back around to being sexless you know what I mean

like when I see really horny art of female characters where the sexiness is so generic -- their boobs are cartoonishly large and they have a waist the size of an atom and some vacant ahegao stare etc -- I'm just like hmmmm this is so uninteresting and kinda repulsive I think I'd be more aroused by a tin can

makes me so mad that I’ll never be able to open up some guys rib cage and just stick my hands in his organs and move em around while he moans and whimpers. imagine getting your prostate grabbed from the inside. must feel crazy

you just don't get this kind of stuff on twitter

as above ( hairy armpits) hairy pussy (so below)

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that

Porn artists over cops is a hierarchy that I can get behind.