say it straight, be real

you all only hate me because you do not like me and i am mean to you. grow up

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻‍♀️💯

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

Men will be like, I’m the only person who has heard of Led Zeppelin

cant stop thinking about this post. i dont think any “that face you make when” type posts has prompted over 20 minutes of research in me before

the rats have unionized 

“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”

the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face

i feel like diogenes fucking ghostwrote that last bit

lemme tell ya somethin’, new york is da greatest fuckin’ city in da world. my city. i was a kid in dese streets, i stahted in da fuckin’ gutta, and i made it to da top.

Take a sip babes

me, going for a long car ride: yes I can listen to so much music

I still don’t know my purpose on this planet, but I do like smoking weed