Grey Area

“Now, bear in mind,” *I pause, allowing time for you to visualize the bear*

sometimes i see a plushie i own out in the wild and im like “whoa. blorbo from my bed”

New meme drop

Oh sweet Jesus.

Where the FUCK is he?

If I had to see this, everyone who follows me has to too.

emails my behated

i dont get paid to make sense! so i wont

9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth

a mosquito wrote this

The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company

friends with benefits? what, like dental?

pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones