xoxo gossip dan

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

I am unhappy with how perfectly this works.

I refuse to believe that this wasn’t the backup song for in case Zep refused to let them use Immigrant Song.

I can’t

This man really thought a gorgeous porn star would be pen pal-ing with his ass 😂

💀💀💀

This is still funny every time I see it.

THEIR FACES LMAO LIKE “This bitchhhhhh…”

welp

SHE DID THAT !

IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY

Jeeze man. Imagine if the whole world thought this way.

I mean, I know the community is real stingy these days passing out plates to the cookout for Caucasian mediocrity, but bitch she did THAT 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

PEPPER IS NOT A SEASONING FUCKKK