my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

Masturbate the dog

What about SPANK THE MONKEY ... What about CHOKING THE CHICKEN... come on people

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

how do you get to sesame street? practice, practice, practice!

The funniest part about sports rpf is when the irl athletes are the most republican men alive and then people on Ao3 are making them do the nastiest kinky gay sex imaginable

More fascinating happenings in the land of sports rpf where they have now gender bent the most cishet men alive and turned them into lesbians

Someone will say "as a queer person in the heart of empire, my life is in danger every day" and you'll find out they're a developer for Amazon and live in San Francisco or Seattle or some shit, and then you'll meet a trans girl from Alva, OK who's like "Yeah, things are pretty good. AutoZone moved me to full-time."

Someone in a queer group in my current blue city said that they didn't like expressions of solidarity because it "diluted their oppression".

#That's what I mean when I say the foundation of feminism and queer community should not fixate on victimhood #Once you feel that our suffering is our shared experience an not our love then our suffering becomes vital to the culture #I don't want a culture where suffering is vital #I want a culture where love is celebrated #The suffering is an imposition not a prerequisite #And yeah I sure fucking hope our oppression is diluted bitch you WANT us freebasing the uncut shit???