my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

Just found a $50 bill in the street let’s hear it for girls posting their Ws online

50 foreskin dollars

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

the pagan origins of the fourth of july

david attenborough voice. the city contains a staggering number of cafes, nearly one for every twenty people; but as climate change continues to shrink their summer habitat to regions like this one, these resources prove insufficient for the needs of the alt twentysomethings population. many, unable to find baristaships, must turn to alternative methods to survive. observe the bus driver i had yesterday. notice her widow’s peak bangs and black lipstick. her hair looks to be professionally dyed black, and her effortless confidence stopping the bus between illegally parallel parked cars to let me off at my stop indicates that this is not the only professional thing about her. unfortunately, not all young alt people are quite so skilled; and this garbage truck driver, who looks like a long lost member of “a fever you can’t sweat out”-era panic! at the disco, just completely missed my garbage can