my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

if everything is going to gradually become outrage marketing can we at least have some fun with it and do the movie remakes with all-women casts again

this summer delainey hayles and bailey bass play the narrator and tyler durden

god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

what Big Orange doesnt tell you is that when you get done peeling the orange its not time to eat. you have to do Second Peeling