Cuntry Queen

🥚: scrambled or soft boiled

🥩: rare

🥛: skim

🍷: …not sure. i like mocktails though, so i’d probably like cocktails?

🥚: scrambled with LOADS of cheese or in a cheesy omelet. Basically I can’t eat eggs unless they are buried in cheese lol

🥩: medium rare. preferably with a bunch of fatty bits the fat is the best part

🥛: chocolate. it’s the only way I’ll drink milk. unless I’m dipping a cookie in it

🍷: I don’t drink alcohol because 1. i’m a minor 2. it destroyed my late aunt’s life :D

☕️: hot chocolate also :3

🥩: medium rare

🥛: I only buy whole milk bc that’s what my parents bought growing up (apparently young boys need the extra fat in whole milk? Or something? And I had a lot of brothers?) and other milk tastes icky and thin to me now lol. Also I just don’t really drink milk but I like to have it around for various uses

🍷: I don’t drink :3 there is a mocktail bar in my town I visit occasionally tho

☕: peppermint tea absolutely SLAPS. Also I recently got an herbal chai type mix from a small business at a local craft fair and boy oh BOY

🥚 - poached (on a bagel with bacon and avocado yummm)

🥩 - i don’t rlly eat steak but i’d probably say medium

🥛- sugar free oat milk - i usually only have it in cereal tho :D

🍷 - i don’t drink either but i love mocktails!!

☕️ - omg you get me, i LOVE peppermint tea too!!! like so much my friends want to get me a kettle lmao. i discovered it after i lost my voice and i’ve loved it ever since

🥚- fried

🥩- i’d say medium rare like literally everyone else mostly because i have no idea about steak

🥛- whole milk, it’s just yummy dude

🍷- i don’t really drink but i rlly want to try beer

☕️- coffee, like any time, i love it bitter and i love it sweet it’s just so good man

🥚 - fried or poached (basically anything goey)

🥩 - literally never had steak but it would probably have to be whatever the most cooked version is bc i couldn’t stand it being raw

🥛 - WHOLE MILK THE OTHER ONES ARE WATERY YOU PSYCHOPATHS

🍷 - don’t drink and don’t want to, i did have one really really nice blood orange mocktail once at a gala dinner that i’ve never found again but for the most part i don’t like them either cos i don’t like fizzy stuff

☕ - hot chocolateeeeee

🥩 - Medium

🥛- 2% milk bc it tastes better than the other ones

🍷- I can’t legally have it so idk

☕️ - Peppermint tea

Tags!!

🥚 - fried or scrambled with A LOT of cheese

🥩 - medium

🥛- I dont drink milk😞

🍷- im a minor so I dont drink but I probably won’t in the future

☕️ - chamomile tea <3

steak: medium rare

milk: 2%

alcohol: i dont drink but sometimes i put grape juice into a wine glass and act like im a professional wine taister (:<<<

warm drink: hot chocolate

🥩 ribs: i prefer medium

🥛: me no like cow juice

🍷: minor

☕: hot chocolate

tags under cut:

🥩 📫︎ 🕈︎☜︎☹︎☹︎ 👎︎⚐︎☠︎☜︎

🥛 📫︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎❄︎✋︎☞︎✋︎☜︎👎︎

🍷 📫︎ 👎︎⚐︎☜︎💧︎☠︎🕯︎❄︎ 💣︎✌︎❄︎❄︎☜︎☼︎

☕️ 📫︎ 👍︎✋︎👎︎☜︎☼︎

🥩: ☌⟒⋏⎍⟟⋏⟒⌰⊬ ⎅⍜⋏’⏁ ⎍⋏⎅⟒⍀⌇⏁⏃⋏⎅ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏁⊑⟟⋏☌ ⍙⟟⏁⊑ ‘⋔⟒⎅⟟⎍⋔’ ⍜⍀ ‘⍙⟒⌰⌰ ⎅⍜⋏⟒’ ⎎⍜⍀ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⌇⍜ ⟟ ☊⏃⋏’⏁ ⏃⋏⌇⍙⟒⍀

🥛: ⟒⟟⏁⊑⟒⍀ ☊⍜⍙ ⍜⍀ ☊⊑⍜☊⍜⌰⏃⏁⟒

🍷: (⋔⍜⎅ ⟟⌇ ⏃ ⋔⟟⋏⍜⍀ ⌇⍜ ⟟ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⋏⟒⎐⟒⍀ ⊑⏃⎅ ⏃⌰☊⍜⊑⍜⌰)

☕️: ⟒⟟⏁⊑⟒⍀ ⏁⟒⏃ ⍜⍀ ⊑⍜⏁ ☊⊑⍜☊⍜⌰⏃⏁⟒

Steak: No pink or red pieces. Very well done. Congratulations. Burnt.

Milk: any, basically. Whole, %2, I’m not the biggest fan of silk milk, but I’ll drink it. Oh and chocolate and strawberry. Love those.

Alcohol: Minor

Warm drink: No.

Steak: I love pink and red pieces. Medium rare. Fatty pieces are heaven.

Milk: 2%

Alcohol: Minor

Warm drink: No.

Steak: Medium rare, I think?

Milk: 2%

Alcohol: Minor and also never

Warm Drink: No

Steak: Well done. I want a brick.

Milk: does chocolate milk count?

Alcohol: I’m not legally allowed to drink and also the few times my parents have given me a sip it tasted pretty terrible so…

Warm Drink: Peppermint hot chocolate with whipped cream!

Egg: scrambled (with salt and cheese)

Steak: I’ve never had steak before

Milk: 2% or whole, whichever is available

Alcohol: none. I don’t drink

Warm drink: tea! either earl grey or cinnamon

steak: medium well (ALSO WHAT YOUVE NEVER HAD STEAK?)

milk: 2%

alcohol: no, but my favorite mocktail I’ve made was Sierra Mist w creamer, raspberry syrup, and coconut

warm drink: pg tips black tea w milk sugar and a tiny bit of vanilla

Egg: probably sunnysid up? Is that what you call it in english??🍳<-that one

Steak: medium rare. It needs to be pink/red.

Milk: uhh i think its like a 0.5 perchent fat???? Idk man i just call it blue milk

Alcohol: illegal

Warm drink: hot chocolate

This one really fucked with my brain to think of the english names

🥚: none! i hate the texture and the taste and the smell :)

🐮: 2% reduced fat, i also just call it blue milk and had to go check the fridge lmao

🍷: i don’t drink

☕: also hot chocolate! especially peppermint

🥚: Scrambled!

🥩: Well done with a bit of red

🐮: While milk, I need the calcium and it’s tasty! The other ones are so watery. I used to only drink fat free though!

🍷: Uhh so I can drink and I’ve never had a mocktail but I do wanna try beer? I’ve accidentally had a small taste of it here and there but never enough to actually taste it lol

☕️: Caramel coffee or peppermint tea, it’s a tie!

🥩 - Medium Rare! Family is all the same lol

🥛 - 2%? Idk normal grocery milk?

🍷 - Screw that, I had a good strawberry and cucumber mocktail tho!

☕ - Hot chocolate with a candy cane or peppermint :3

Steak: Well done, I need it well done or else dead

Milk: Chocolate I guess. I just don’t really like white milk

Alcohol: I don’t drink so uhh

Warm drink: Peppermint tea with a spoonful of honey. Yummer yum

Moots moots, let’s see (rin you keep taking mine)

Steak: no (I hate all red meat)

Milk: 2% (I don’t drink milk typically I just use it in baking)

Alcohol: haven’t had anything good yet

Warm drink: TEA fruity ones

Steak: never had one , never wanted too 😅

Milk: I don’t really have a preference, whatever I can get 🤷🏻

Alcohol: haven’t had any that I liked, but probably something fruity and sweet ✨

Warm drink: I don’t suppose soup counts 🤔

Soo I guess caffè mocha 😌

Steak: none, gets stuck in my teeth too easy

Milk: chocolate

Alcohol: uhhhhhh I’m a minor

Warm drink: hot chocolate

steak : medium rare

milk : oat

alcohol : minor

warm drink : either honey tea or caramel coffee

Steak: WELL DONE / OVERCOOKED

Milk: chocolate

Alcohol: none

Warm drink: hot chocolate 😋

🥩 - no cow meat, at all

🍷 - minor

☕ - FUCK YEAH SELECT ALL 🔥🔥

🥛 - any :>

@aliexzpresso @deethedinosaurr @sillyzep @argon-offical @organ-zynes + open tags :P

(forgot some people’s users, I will be rebloging to add em)

Steak: medium rare

Alcohol: None

Milk: 2% + food/drink (i generally can’t palate it on its own)

Warm Drink: coffee

Steak: medium but I don’t have cow meat

Alcohol: most sweet wines I like sipping on things slowly. I like tequila too though so ..

Milk: um.. normal? I don’t know 🥹

🥩:medium well

🥛:lactose-free/soy

🍷:none,but if I had to chose something it would be cocktails,I don’t like the taste of most alcohols on their own & mix-ins make it taste better

☕️:I don’t like warm drink very much but if I had to choose it would be either hot chocolate or green tea

tags:

🥩:medium rare( and very rarely, dont really like steak)

🥛:1% (I dont know the full name, all I know is that its milk, from a cow, with 1% of the fat mixed into it. I dont like skim cause it just tastes like water but wrong)

🍷:none. I cannot stand the taste for the life of me 🤢

☕️: Earl Grey with a splash of milk

🥩: well done, i can’t eat anything less.

🥛: whole, because that’s what we have over here.

🍷: Whiskey is decent, but otherwise no alcohol.

☕: tea in general, with milk or not.

i am a very simple man.

Steak: Medium

Milk: 2%

Alcohol: If I must, wine. I don’t know my preference for which though.

Warm Drink: Coffee with creamer

I feel exposed but I don’t know why-

Steak: N/A

Milk: cow or other types as long as they don’t taste like shit

Alcohol: N/A

Warm drink: Hot chocolate or some type of cool flavor latte

steak: medium rare

milk: cow

alcohol: hard lemonade or hard cidar

warm drink: raspberry lemonade or hot chocolate

“It hurts. Being like this.

And it’s not like any pain you can feel when you’re alive. It’s… it hurts to exist.

IT IS DONE

time: 9.5 hours (i have gotten faster yay)