For us consists of you and an ass!

Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.

literally girl wtf

Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship

yes and

Really wish we could go back to a time when movies were worth something as long as they were fun to watch

Not done.

There’s an Ebert review, I believe, of the Brendan Frasier Mummy film.  It basically goes, “k, there’s only one nice thing I can say about this movie, and that’s … I enjoyed pretty much every minute of it.”

“There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased.”

I could literally watch Real Steel ten times on repeat without pause. Do I think it’s all that good a movie? No. It’s pretty dumb. Hugh Jackman’s character is a terrible person and I honestly hate kids in movies.

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

Two old favourites:

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

all the links on this post are broken and some arent given so heres a compilation of links for the stupidest things tumblr has believed (i tried to find the og post for most of these but some of them are posts/articles about said posts)

Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?

i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.

fun fact: afaik, "-ne" was inherited from the Portuguese settlers/priests that stayed in Japan in the 16th century. It comes from "né?", which the contraction of "não é?", "isn't it?".