If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

thats the wrong image

I shouldn’t be at work. I should be at home playing with my dick

not progressing. not regressing. just gressing. can't a person just gress anymore? yeesh.

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

gets corrupted and unsaveable like a text file

this could be us

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now