let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

i like to think i'm the dead horse that everyone keeps beating

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

thats the wrong image

I shouldn’t be at work. I should be at home playing with my dick

not progressing. not regressing. just gressing. can't a person just gress anymore? yeesh.

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client