you made it!

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

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[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

I never really thought of myself as a person that likes to exercise or do sports, that is, before I discovered the joys of cycling. Holy shit. Oh my dace. Cycling is fucking amazing. It’s such a versatile activity!!! I can choose to cycle around the city to explore all the sights much faster and easier, just meandering around, I can choose to cycle long distance to someplace new or old, I can choose to cycle a certain route as fast as I can! Not only do I get the benefit of moving fast from point A to point B but I also get to savour all the sights around me, hear the birds, feel the wind on me, smell the flowers, take it all in. And if all that wasn’t just the best thing in the world already good cod does it just feel good to cycle. Really straining to reach a certain speed or going uphill makes me feel so alive. It makes my blood flow! And the feeling in my legs right after I’ve finished my route, AUGHHHH I live for that feeling, I really do. All my life I’ve felt like a wimp who could never reach the expected level of fitness if my life depended on it but when I cycle I feel so strong! I feel so capable! It’s amazing! I found My Sport and on cod I hope everybody finds theirs

Basically just finished cycling 35 km which is longer than I’ve ever gone before! My legs are cooked pasta but omg. That was amazing. I felt like a fucking tuna fish!!!!!!! I was indomitable!!!!!!!!! It’s hard to stop to have a drink because I just want to keep going forever and ever and ever…..

New year, new me and a new record of 50 km achieved :] Will not be my last! The indomitable tuna fish will rise again!!

once you start noticing how fatphobic everyone and everything is, there will never be a moment you're not filled with rage