despite everything, its still you.

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

If onion and garlic were girls, I would let them frot inside my mouth.

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

@pawfulofwaffles

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines