Just a quick reminder that this hoe #WinstonChurchill was a war criminal whose body count rivals #JosephStalin’s. https://www.instagram.com/p/BspOlq6hsVP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=151kawu52j1t2

“We need to rid the internet of this vile pornography!!!”— @tumblr censors. #lordoftherings #art #partywounds #overreactivecensorship #stupid https://www.instagram.com/p/BsoBGOUBNX9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=z9v2z3gw2mz1

The duality of #Whole30: this steak fajita/green bean salad thing looks great, also, this is cup four of a strong coffee to keep me human. #hoe30 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsn8eGuBjOp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mz8tt1cfmsm

Me after binging #forgedinfire. #itwillkill #quench https://www.instagram.com/p/BsmMdorheZp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=k8uroyc3b6m1

How high is this guy on the cover of this kid’s book? Did he #420blazeit at work? You can’t tell me #weed was not a factor in this outfit choice? https://www.instagram.com/p/BskK4cJhOEa/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vfg7ip4f2mh9

How does anyone live in #NewYorkCity? The noise of the enormous, part-time-stone hero beasts climbing all over the place alone would drive me up the wall. #gargoyles https://www.instagram.com/p/BskH5leBiaY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qgxc5iml7fhh

Gross. It’s like the #messagetranslation but for #mythology. https://www.instagram.com/p/BskF-FoBlwd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jcwae2s1syhf

“Hey, Joseph, how many words did you write today?” Me, distractedly roasting #ArmieHammer on my friend’s tweet: Huh? (at West Oak Coffee Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsYuz4BhG38/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fhe588ca6oeu

Fun game: used bookstore or #TrueDetective set piece? (at Recycled Books) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsYjAdLBH8h/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dpkbtlm47ids

Things are heating up in the #AncientRomeFootwear fandom. (at Rome, Italy) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsXOGvxBMpW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nnevaamxuvje

The opening paragraph of this book disgusts me. #RileySager #finalgirls https://www.instagram.com/p/BsVxKBIBSxC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=e6qn85j1t2qx

I similarly “get” “hip-hop”. #lilwayne #lillianwayne #boyle #brooklyn99 #cheddar https://www.instagram.com/p/BsVoGm5h_Hp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1uazqyrhrk8fd

I love my bouncy round son. #fatimals #thicc https://www.instagram.com/p/BsUSYGuh0v6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xwcpa53szlri

Yesterday was a day. #andthatstheteasis https://www.instagram.com/p/BsTHfPyBRld/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5mja63w3g9wa

#forgedinfire #vikings #babytang https://www.instagram.com/p/BsPML5pBOdW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ra6wv3vjnts8

I feel both seen and attacked. #nightinwiththegirls #ILovediagrammingsentences #goldengirls (at Miami, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsKStQZhVri/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1tlcg887qpsr9