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Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

playing any kind of word game will have you cursing the entire history of your language that led to the point where the awesome 50-point word you just came up with "doesn't count" as a """real word"""

i love it when people are in their thirties that's so sexy of you

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else