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I know we compare sewing machines to horses a lot due to the general tendency to spook at nothing and break their legs, but imagine if you had to clean lint out of tiny crevices inside a horse. it could really be so much worse.

people who are more horsified than me are no longer invited to weigh in on things that you have to clean off of or out of horses.

my job is to stay alive until someone discovers effective treatments for my Stuff. which they're gonna. maybe in five to ten years, idk, but they're gonna. progress on studying ME/CFS long covid EDS etc has utterly exploded in the last five years. they're gonna develop treatments that work. they're gonna develop things that will let me have a life that isn't being flat and hurting. they're going to

I am growing and maturing and so is my body. My hips and rib cage width at 28 are not the same as they were at 18 and that is ok and normal and GOOD, actually. I am an adult woman. Not a teen.

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

will they won't they (end this farce). there's only one bed (but for some reason they don't really want to share it). out of context eavesdropping (that paints the relationship in a better light than it deserves). chasing after them to stop them getting on that plane (and stopping them from finally being free)

nobody understands my vision i don't mean any old story where a relationship fails and it's tragic or w/e i mean a story where the intention is for the audience to root for it failing the same way u root for it succeeding in a romance. & when the relationship finally implodes at the climax of the story it's all very cathartic & everybody cheers.

like have u never wanted a fictional couple to break up so badly it hurt?

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

Collect Toy Story toys and watch Toy Story in front of them while talking about the types of toys the characters were based on to give the Toy Story toys impostor syndrome

everyday i mourn that my parents did not make me study five languages during my critical window of language acquisition (2 to 7 years)

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams