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i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

like the usual arguments are "not everyone can afford video games or have the software to pirate" or "you can be a fan of a game's story, but not it's gameplay" but also some people just have more fun watching other people be really good at starcraft or speedrun super mario 64, i don't think that's a particularly out of the box way to engage with the medium.

im sick and tired of seeing big floppa. im the killjoy that tells you that animal shouldnt be in a home whenever someone sends a funny exotic animal gif.

me every 5 months: oh hey wait the fucked up stuff started earlier than I thought didn't it

this is about me realising today that it was not, in fact, normal for my ex to yell at me for hours because they asked what was in the salad dressing at the Olive Garden and I said "I don't know but it's good"

I really did let my brain get pan-fried in a bunch of bullshit about how it's ableist to tell someone "it's good" about a food because autistic people are always getting told their food preferences are too specific, when I should have just been like, okay but I literally don't know what's in this. I didn't make it. the fact that I am enjoying eating it is the limit of my earthly knowledge on the subject. the Olive Garden has a fucking website though

if this post strikes the briefest note of familiarity within your soul please leave that person, I've seen the future and they do not get less exhausting

average Facebook user in animal rescue comments: I think we should shame people harder for rehoming pets so that they will instead euthanize or dump them or abuse them

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

there's two people fishing at the swim beach for some reason, as if that could possibly be good fishing. go try somewhere else guys, i kicked the only one nearby

1 serving of extra stress and tension upon my shoulders please