one girl in all the whatever

Best sex position is guy who’s not there but is fundamental to everything

i have to give it to the tumblrinas. for years the facebook movie was a joke to me. mark zuckerberg yaoi? Who would even dream of such a thing. but no. you watch that fucking movie and like, they had a point. about the mark zuckerberg yaoi.

this fic is so good i hope i write it

“but he did [this horrific thing]” i am neither his keeper nor happy with every single decision he makes. Also he is not real

I feel like there’s literally no stronger swear word than when a girl in bonnet in a movie says something like, “But Lady Snapplecap says I cannot until I come of age!” and a dude wearing pants tucked into his boots and an open shirt replies, “DAMN Lady Snapplecap!” with the force of 435 F-bombs

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

don’t care + didn’t ask + blood of akasha in me