Weirdly, everytime I see a reference to the ICE List link being blocked, it never includes the link to the list. Click here.

thank you for posting the link.

how the fuck did all of those renaissance dilettantes learn so much crap? Like they spoke 3 languages and were foremost in several branches of science, plus they wrote poetry, played the violin, and were master artists? And they still had time to be gay? 

none of them ever did any laundry at all

“Who Cooked Adam Smith’s Dinner” is a brilliant book hisyorically analyzing this exact thing!

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

amelia bedelia coming back in a big way

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.