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“Dragostea Din Tei party boat isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.”

Dragostea Din Tei party boat:

[Numa Numa Je intensifies]

#never have I more wanted to be on a passing vehicle

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notdayle

Me and my girlfriend did a lil photo shoot in our regalia back in December

notdayle

Oh we’re engaged now btw 💍

miluistell4

OH MY GOD??????

miluistell4

call it a "woe-loop"

#physical manifestation of getting stuck between ‘you’re welcome! and ‘no problem!’ and blurting ‘YOUR PROBLEM’

creatureprofessor

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

bitextualdisaster

Went to a museum exhibit once that had this little guy

10/10, give me tiny replicas of animal statues that I am encouraged to pat as part every exhibit ever please

#when will the Smithsonian Museum of Asian Art allow me to purchase a replica of my best friend and special little guy the Esteemed Bird……

“ugh how am I so tired when I’ve only walked like 6,000 steps?” wonders dehydrated woman who has only eaten a small breakfast and an ice cream cone today. “such a mystery……..”

#I didn’t properly head out till like 1:00 so I have only done two attractions!!!

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#I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS WITH MY PARENTS IN REAL TIME #nice to see the NANI THE FUCK? still hits

thoodleoo

losing my miiiiiind at this bust of augustus at the louvre. why does he look like that. he looks so wet. he looks like he whimpers

bleekay

#THINGS BEING CHEAPER HERE THAN AT HOME GOT ME ACTING UNWISE!!

hagenlastkiss

Katharine Hepburn pruning a tree in Connecticut around 1980 (aged 73), being transported on a motorcycle by Nick Nolte in the movie 'Grace Quigley' in 1984 (aged 77), shoveling snow from the roof of her NYC townhouse, 1988 (aged 80),

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as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

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I must not go back to the hotel to rest. Going back to the hotel to rest is the inertia killer. I will face my tired. I will permit it to pass over me and through me and also I will buy more coffee so I can use their bathroom.

bogleech

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

bogleech

#lbfad could have gone quite differently huh? lmfaooooo #<- prev exactly my first reaction to this lol #I’m gonna need to see characters for both those words

hotvampireadjacent

#average first-time The Terror viewing experience

insomniac-arrest

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

insomniac-arrest

Our age of plastics is collapsing

insomniac-arrest

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

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Hey did you know that

1.) you can get tasting flights of vodka here, and

2.) unlike my experiences with tasting flights of wine and beer, where they give you maybe half a serving of each thing tops, the tasting flights of vodka includes FULL SHOTS?

#three shots of rly good vodka for $9 #the US would never (though to be fair I wouldn’t trust us with that either)#probably I am too old to have done that but we’ll seeeeeee~

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creatingblackcharacters

The drama! The skill! The cinematography! It's ART! IT'S ALL ART!!

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