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"and the universe said i love you."

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sanitymakesposts

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

sanitymakesposts

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

sanitymakesposts

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

evilscientist3

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

duckworks

... Mods, take @evilscientist3 to the car park that was their favourite playground in their childhood.

goon

journalofanobody

Tarkovsky polaroid

geekandmisandry

@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.

whats-gender

DM: okay you’re face to face with Goliath and he’s like twice your size

David:... I throw a rock at him with my slingshot

DM: are you sure? This is a fig-

David: I throw a rock at him with my slingshot.

David: *rolls a 20*

DM:...

DM: okay so you kill Goliath

bananonbinary

this is so much funnier if you assume the DM is God.

broadwaytheanimatedseries

This is how I'm gonna explain dnd to people from now on

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duckworks

"Stand and Deliver" by Sugar Ray, because the boy named Evan over my shoulder suggested it when I showed him I had Napster but "didn't know what to get first." Followed by Linkin Park's "One Step Closer". Different guy named Chris' suggestion.

I didn't have a first album, but I got a pile all at once. The prize of the bunch was The Nightmare Before Christmas on a two-step vinyl. I loved that.

Eventually, I lived in a situation where I couldn't keep my record player or the records, so I gave them to my best friend to enjoy and "hold for me". We had a miscommunication and he'd given it all away over the years by the time I was ready to have them again. Things happen.

Point is, I remember both. Don't be pretentious.

the-eternal-moonshine

duckworks

Bassjo

noodleincident

Rly rly funny to have this in an article about timmy losing the oscar to Michael b Jordan.

freshgratednutmeg

..........Michael B 'my kinsey six married for decades sister fanned herself and said 'goddamn' when he came onscreen in Black Panther' Jordan. (When I was describing sinners to her as a recommendation, she first lit up at the wholeass plot/concept and then went 'he plays *twins*?!!?! :D') Is 'not. A heartthrob.' LMAO Chalamet quit whining, it wasn't yours to win even BEFORE you were such a jackass about other performing arts.

foxes-in-love

memories-of-ancients

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

tarvek-sturmvoraus

localxenospores

i was compelled

beastoftheblackhole

I was also compelled

cckid01

@randomitemdrop

randomitemdrop

Item: Walking Honker

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deathbydyingpod

Not platonic, not romantic, but a mysterious third thing (keeping your still-beating heart in a jam jar on my desk until I can figure out how to resurrect you)

pukicho

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

andy0dandy

Why are you eating hay?

pukicho

They keep giving it to me?

duckworks

Also, it doesn't say "eating"??

satan-offical

As soon as I turn 18 I'm gonna submit myself into the Sexy Woman contests and watch as I loose to Cube Woman: The Woman Cube With Boobs

satan-offical

Cube Woman: The Woman Cube With Boobs is not a real thing btw yeah I can see you reaching for the search bar

idontknowhowtoplayguitar

She is now

satan-offical

You've locked me into a future of failure

abel-official

@sexy-people-contests-2026

duckworks

SHE'S A TRIPLE D, THAT POOR WOMAN

homunculus-argument

Honestly if I had the same kind of a crazy long tongue as some birds do, I would also use it to annoy everyone and everything that doesn't expect me to have a ranged weapon.

jeremiu

medic981

"Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo?"

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trashasaurusrex

Never had a friend like CAINE

(I'm obsessed with Caine's song atm and can't get the "Friend Like Me" visuals out of my head so haha WE MIX BOTH)

making-friendos

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

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