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i’m reminded of the developer of a mapping software who had a variable named ‘legend_handles’ that got refactored into ‘leg_handles,’ ‘leg_hands,’ and finally ‘feet’

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

This going viral has been an eye opener as to which online communities are just THAT stupid, because I've had to clarify that, no, there's not actually a fucking armored hot pink Mattel murder van outside of my house, no they did not send a small army of robotic barbies to do battle with my wife's equestria girl doll collection, and yes I am including health insurance CEOs in that main statement.

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

I didn’t think this could get better, but it did.

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

YES IT DID GET BETTER

Did all of you major in boob math

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

When you encounter a problem, consider: have you tried evolving venomous spines about it?

For a moment I was going to say it would not help me with my dirty dishes, but then I remembered what my therapist said about rejecting advice out of hand. You know what? I can't know it wouldn't help until I try.