it’s great being alive with you!

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

LOL

What’s so funny

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

Playstation 911

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

the implication of saying hi

Saying hi ending explained