it’s great being alive with you!

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

im sick of signing in to things

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

crossfaded off cheese and a crackerrrrr

Livin la penis smoka

you criticize trump for anything and someone from bluesky will appear from thin air and be like “and ☝️ his spray tan makes him look, kind of orange”

last night was an anthony bourdain gif