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Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

the one negative impact of Project Hail Mary is that gay people on tumblr don’t think of Ryan Gosling as the guy from “hey girl I mean they” anymore

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

also I'm gonna say it. but some of you will reblog this post and not even spare a thought for how easy it was for some of you to start straight up harassing each other (often Argentinian fans, over *checks notes* some people in their country being racist? bitch every country has racists in it, yours included). that's how this works!!! that's the same place where the abuse of women mentioned above is coming from! and you failing to recognise that in yourself is uhhhhhhhhhh pretty fucking alarming

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

an argentinian player got kicked out and i heard fireworks from my neighbors brazil is not a real country

Shoutout to weird girls who became weird boys and weird boys who became weird girls and weird girls and boys who became both or neither. Let's all be weird and strange together

shoutout also to weird genderless children who became weird genderful adults

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong