Culer first, human second

*finally* some good news: carla julià extended to 2030 and gets her first senior team contract 🥳

between roland garros 2026 r2 and wimbledon 2026 championship point, jannik sinner had to face (and, very importantly, overcome) the following adversities: 1. vampire allegations 2. victorian child allegations 3. favouritism allegations 4. washed allegations 5. whatever was actually going on with his body at the time 6. the pain of losing his main goal of the year 7. the pain of missing out on his career slam 8. the pain of watching repulsive tennis in the final (sorry, flavio, maybe you should schedule your bathroom breaks better) 9. the pain of losing another five set match on philippe chatrier 10. the Ghosts 11. the spirit of dead wife carlos alcaraz haunting his nightmares and daydreams 12. a fourth failed motorcycle license (long live the vespa) 13. novak djokovic, deadbeat father come to collect credit, on 'virgin grass' 14. stupid allegations for wandering into wimbledon without a warm up tournament 15. about three injury scares in the span of three hours and five gallons of blood staining his shoe 16. infamous jinxer roger federer 17. hallucinations of dead wife in the middle of post-match interview 18. more washed allegations 19. lack of forehand - also, at times, complete lack of backhand, return, general tennis skills etc 20. drop shot merchant allegations 21. mochizuki dominating the highlight reel with tennis jannik could only dream of at the time 22. father desperate to commit filicide and his etsy witches 23. losing first set to servebotting rat, experiencing severe brainfade, mental block, panic, lack of forehand again 24. royal disdain 25. darren and siglinde on painkillers

Okay, so, the kinks that were in the Gax Summer are: