Deep in the forest near the cemetery...

when animals look back at you like they’re the girl with the pearl earring

holy shit. this guy on the bus talking to a girl about how he trades stocks. and she goes “have you seen american psycho” and he said no i dont watch movies. im too busy trading

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

situation worse

i just met an actual wizard on the train and im grieving because i know i’ll never meet anyone that cool for the rest of my life

we're out there