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Hello, haiku bot. I am here for your liver. Please do not resist
Hello, haiku bot.
I am here for your liver.
Please do not resist
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Sepp published a post on Ko-fi
I done did a media diet post over on Ko-fi. It's a shorty but I'd appreciate if you gave it a gander.
From The Drafts
Half baked posts that never made it to the light of feed
It’s midnight right now but I’m still at my desk. I’m in the middle of a groove of scanning negatives that have been donated to me by family members as well as strangers.
I’m losing my mind over how well some of these are coming out too. The only thing at my disposal is a flatbed scanner and a desk lamp.
Just look at these though
So obviously you need to season the fuck out of these with more than just salt and pepper, but I have found that this is the best way every to cook chicken thighs.
It says medium-low heat, I've had a lot of success with my griddle set at 300-350°F or like 149-177°C I think?
Also the mix right here is brilliant. I used minced fresh ginger cause we didn't have any powdered and it was probably better in my opinion.
Anyway. Just had this two nights in a row and had to yap about it.
Take care!
Shortline Highway, Reader, West Virginia.

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This is peak form scholarship
I will. I WILL!!
Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?
ive never worked there. stop saying i work there
Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock
When I was a student, I sometimes used your search functions slightly badly on purpose so that while I was finding information relevant to a particular assignment I would also find random interesting articles that weren't relevant at all for variety.
One of these extra readings I remember very few details of, but it was some sort of anthropological article about gender and sexuality in a particular culture. Reading that article changed my perspective on what gender is and how people could relate to it, and this was instrumental to me eventually realising that I am trans.
I will always be grateful that my access to your platform wasn't restricted to my area of study and that being a student allowed me the space to explore beyond the things I knew I didn't know.
Thank you for everything. Happy pride.
Thank you for taking the time to write. This is amazing (and such a good use of the search functions)! Happy Pride!
Did y'all know every three months a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in north Queensland?

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Thought and Memory.
A few months after 9/11 I got a phone call from a random number. I answered as normal, and a man with a thick middle eastern accent simply said "Go for today, today is go."
I'm assuming I saved my country from another attack, right? at least that's what I've been telling people during ice breakers for the last couple decades lol
a marriage of humankind's two greatest design achievements: the illuminated manuscript and the cool S
The gc is falling apart partly from homophobia and partly because of generative AI and I've never felt more in the past and in the future at the same time
Could you personally navigate a cross-country road trip, door to door, without your electronics (phone/computer/tablet/etc)?
Yes
No
every other note on this post is someone going "am i allowed to use paper maps?" yes. obviously. i did not say "without a map", i said without your electronics. And to the like, 20% of people saying "of course, i would simply take the train" that is definitionally not a road trip. i love trains too, but that is a rail trip. a road trip requires taking a trip on the road.
#a train can go on the road if you believe hard enough
casey jones off the shits
If I'm somehwhere unfamiliar I just watch where the sun is going and I've got all the info I need.

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If it hadn't been for the proliferation and subsequent ubiquity of short-form video content on the social internet, I wonder if we would have ever learned of the vulnerability of our attention spans in the way we know of it now.
I also don't see this as a fault of Vine necessarily, but more so of TikTok. TikTok's are just a little bit too long, and something about that feels like the problem to me. Like they're just long enough to where I start to feel invested in whatever it is that I am watching, while Vine on the other hand was more like a driveby.
I never expected to get anything of substance from a Vine, but reels, shorts, TT's, they all give this feeling to me like there's something there worth sticking around for. Like there is no world in which you, as a creator of Vines, meaningfully cares about how long individual users watched your video. Like watch time just isn't a thing. And maybe that's the thing, you can't monetize "views" and effectively as you can "watch time."
I don't know why I'm thinking about this right now, but if anyone has any thoughts or anything to add I'll be glad to read it. <3