F4F 🏳️‍🌈

When your gaydar pings…

When you’re about to go home if she looks at her phone again…

When she slept with you, but still thinks you’re too straight-looking for her…

When you take turns to break off and re-apply…

When you get in a sulk whenever she mentions a new coworker…

When you resist looking in every mirror because it makes her angry, but when you’re alone…

When you have to ask yourself if there could be an easier way to show you are not straight…

When you can tell she’s weighing up whether you are going to be worth all the work…

When this is going to be the start of a beautiful shared wardrobe…

When there’s nothing you are prepared to do to make your hair look gay enough…

When you’ve merged after only two weeks together…