all shall be well

ive had an eyelash stuck in my eye for like 6 hours which is very annoying because i keep periodically forgetting its there until i blink. ;( <- how it feels

corneal abrasion 👎

yeah pass me the tallahassee by the mountains goats im not driving . walks out the door and immediately smacks into a light post and collapses in the street

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

does anyone know who what where when and why

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

the drinky thinker...